Tom must hate the children

I'm blogging from my iPod at the Toyota dealership while I get my oil changed. I'd be way more entertained right now if I was reading all the interesting things Tom has written on his blog. Unfortunately Tom doesn't care for blogs, so I'm forced to [blog] myself. I really can't think of a better reason to blog then to keep me from [blogging] myself. Is this a block of Cindy Lauper they're playing?