Why doesn't Tom have a blog?

It seems like he would enjoy blogging, but yet he remains a non-blogger. It's so interesting and a little sad too. I hope he is okay.

Baby Carrots

I wish Tom liked blogging as much as baby carrots, he'd never stop eating blog.

Tom must hate the children

I'm blogging from my iPod at the Toyota dealership while I get my oil changed. I'd be way more entertained right now if I was reading all the interesting things Tom has written on his blog. Unfortunately Tom doesn't care for blogs, so I'm forced to [blog] myself. I really can't think of a better reason to blog then to keep me from [blogging] myself. Is this a block of Cindy Lauper they're playing?

Tom Just Needs to Learn.

Maybe Tom just doesn't know what a blog is. Hopefully this informative YouTube clip will shed some light on what must seem like a strange and intimidating new way to communicate. Tom...enjoy.

Not Blogging Update

Still not blogging. Here's some Toms that have taken the plunge:

Other Tom's blog #1

Other Tom's blog #2

Other Tom's blog #3

I can haz no blog!1!!

Hard at Work

Despite the fact that Tom is sitting right in front of a computer here, he is NOT BLOGGING. This blatant act of resistance to the blogesphere is truely remarkable.